Sunday, July 10, 2011

Household Principles for Children

I was cleaning up the computer today and ran across this monolog.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I do . . .


Household Principles for Children
(From the Old Testament)
A Comedy Monolog
By Clinton Veach
(Borrowed and Enhanced from Pastor Michael Veach, with permission)

NOTE: This monolog increases in hilarity if the speaker is arrayed in a fine priestly type of garment similar to biblical priest robes, and reads from a scroll…and great if the speaker can deliver it deadpan, looking up at the audience occasionally with raised eyebrow as if searching for violators of the laws!  Approximate running time is 12 minutes.

Hear ye now, oh ye children who have ears to hear, and listen attentively to the lamentations and laws whereby thou mightest receive wisdom and instruction.  Harken, I say, and again I say harken ye in all the land.
Now hear ye first the Lamentations of the Father:
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